Mr. Glascott Quote #147
Quote from Mr. Glascott in Amadoofus
Erica: You two will stop at nothing.
Barry: Is that a giant Pixy Stix?
Erica: Mr. Glascott, I'm sorry to tell you this, but [sighs] your jealousy is a waste of time. My mom doesn't think of you that way.
Mr. Glascott: How dare you! My heart belongs to my ex. She sent me a letter through her lawyer demanding more spousal support. [chuckles] She's such a flirt.
Erica: So why are you all worked up?
Mr. Glascott: Because I have my cousin Gerald in my back pocket for your mom when she's ready for romance. He has his own bait shop, so she'll never want for small fish to catch bigger fish.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Amadoofus’ Quotes
Quote from Geoff
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, the Oscars crowned the best dramatic films of the time. Nothing could beat a heart-wrenching story, masterful direction, or a powerful performance. My family, however, didn't think so.
Barry: Places in the Heart. Who cares about a lady saving a farm? Sally Field needs to stick to being the Bandit's main squeeze.
Geoff: The Bandit was clearly a criminal. Smokey's the star, in my book.
Erica: And that's why he's the fun husband.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Splash should've swept everything. It taught the important lesson that fish can talk and love!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: What I want to know is, where are all the great mother-son movies? And mother-daughter movies.
Erica: No need to include me in whatever cuckoo bananas you're about to share.
Beverly: A mom and her Schmoo rescue an ark from the nazis. She and her squish go top-gunning. A mama and her three poopies hunt down a killer shark. These movies write themselves.
Adam: Because no one else is going to.