Dave Kim Quote #116
Quote from Dave Kim in That's a Schwartz Man
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, I was armed with a brilliant plan: Hassle the Hoff by sneaking into his trailer.
Adam: Hello? Mr. Hasselhoff? He's not here.
Dave Kim: Good. I'm rooting for you to fail. Although this is kinda cool. We're in the Hoff's inner sanctum.
Adam: To think, this is where he works on his craft and brushes his lustrous mane.
Dave Kim: Holy crap, his Knight Rider jacket.
Adam: Whoa.
Dave Kim: So rugged yet supple.
Adam: That's full grain, baby. Softer than my mother's nightgown.
Dave Kim: Softer than both of our mothers' nightgowns.
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‘That's a Schwartz Man’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: Ah, JTP, my barbecue rib, fried rice, taco pizza.
Andy: Whoo!
Barry: Buckle up and enjoy your international journey.
Naked Rob: It's both sweet and salty, but also soft and crunchy, as if zero thought was given to its assembly.
Andy: Oh! I just bit into something sharp.
Barry: That's rib bone. I left them in for some extra flavor.
Matt: That explains why my slice is so heavy.
Barry: Pizza can be anything.
Andy: Not in this case. Move! I'm outta here!
Barry: I'll finish his. [eats] Ew. Not bad.
Quote from Geoff
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Geoff and Erica still didn't know if they were having a boy or a girl, and it was time to find out the truth.
Dr. Bowman: So, this is the sonogram your father, the ophthalmologist, was looking at when he determined you were having a boy?
Geoff: And the appendage in question was, um, reminiscent in the style of most Schwartz men.
Dr. Bowman: Yeah, that's a pinky.
Geoff: Yeah, it is pink, isn't it? But don't worry, it'll cool down to a pale chiffon.
Dr. Bowman: I meant, that's not a penis.
Geoff: Well, it's not much, but it'll still do what it needs to.
Erica: He's saying it's a pinky finger, dumb-dumb.
Geoff: Ohh.
Quote from Andy
Barry: Enough! We are not here to discuss Ginzy's shaky family relationships. I want to hear some ideas. JTP, hit me!
Andy: You could write a letter to his fan club? That's how I got Captain Kangaroo's J. Hancock.