Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, I was armed with a brilliant plan: Hassle the Hoff by sneaking into his trailer.
Adam: Hello? Mr. Hasselhoff? He's not here.
Dave Kim: Good. I'm rooting for you to fail. Although this is kinda cool. We're in the Hoff's inner sanctum.
Adam: To think, this is where he works on his craft and brushes his lustrous mane.
Dave Kim: Holy crap, his Knight Rider jacket.
Adam: Whoa.
Dave Kim: So rugged yet supple.
Adam: That's full grain, baby. Softer than my mother's nightgown.
Dave Kim: Softer than both of our mothers' nightgowns.