Adam Quote #1484
Quote from Adam in If You Build It
Adam: Oh, no trap. I just wanted to thank you guys for showing me the error of my ways. Which reminds me, I have gifts. Rob, is it just me, or would the yellow of this shirt really make the golden flecks in your eyes pop?
Naked Rob: Is that your dad's shirt and pants?
Adam: Is it? Weird. These are just some items I found in our giveaway pile that I couldn't help but think would look great on you as you stand in the shadows and toss a ball to Barry.
Matt: Are you trying to make Rob look like the ghost of your dad?
Andy: Ohh! So not cool, bro!
Naked Rob: We have very different body types.
Adam: You actually have a very similar silhouette. And there are no bad ideas.
Matt: Yes, there are, and this is definitely one of them.
Adam: Fine! But I'm desperate here, man! Barry will never forgive me unless one of you guys puts on these hideous duds and tosses a ball to my brother under the veil of darkness!
Barry: I should've known.
Adam: There's the guy. The strongest and most forgiving man in the world.
Barry: Save it! I heard the whole thing. [sighs] Nice prank, dude.
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Quote from Beverly
Geoff: Choo-choo! Baby gift train heading to Closet Station.
Beverly: You can turn that engine into a caboose, 'cause this closet is full of hundreds of Grammy-Baby matching jammies.
Geoff: Um.
Erica: One set seems like too many, but, okay, we'll just use the hall closet.
Beverly: No! No! No, no, no! Not the closet! Not... Not the hall closet!
Erica: Mom, let me just open the door.
Beverly: I said no.
Bill Lewis: [enters] I got your message, Bevy, so I came over to lend a hand... [closet door opens] My God, it's like a shrine to the Mur-man.
Geoff: Whoa. There's like ten yellow ones. I always thought it was just the one.
Bill Lewis: They hid so many mustard stains.
Virginia Kremp: The label just says "Shirt." And the size is, uh, "Man."
Beverly: Okay, fine! You all know my little secret! I've saved my husband's stain-and-wrinkle-resistant shirts. Are you happy?
Erica: Mom, I know it's tough, but while we're cleaning, maybe you should do some cleaning of your own?
Beverly: Look, I meant to go through all of his things, but... ...I just couldn't bring myself to do it. Maybe it's time. Let's go get some boxes.
Quote from Matt
Adult Adam: [v.o.] My plan to Field of Dreams Barry was in full swing, and I had hit it out of the park.
Naked Rob: What's the plan here, Big Tasty?
Andy: Yeah, why'd you ask me to bring my can-do attitude and "enough money for three days"?
Matt: Am I gonna be in the sun long? My milky fair skin looks flawless, but that's only because I stay vigilant.
Quote from Bill Lewis
Virginia Kremp: Surprise! It's a new Laura Ashley recliner!
Bill Lewis: It's a real beauty. Test drove it myself. Bill Lewis certified! Huh? [laughs]
Beverly: You get that piece of [bleep] out of my house, you [bleep] monsters!
Bill Lewis: I told you to get it in blue. My name is on the line here.
Virginia Kremp: Okay. Well, we thought because you gave away Murray's chair...
Beverly: My husband's chair had a name, Ginzy. Mr. Chair!
Bill Lewis: I was there when he named it. He had no passion for creativity.