Beverly Quote #1011

Quote from Beverly in Mom Trumps Willow

Adam: Come on, I said I was sorry. If you can't just move on, that's on you! Be done! [leaves, instantly returns] For clarity's sake, when you say "done," what exactly does that mean?
Beverly: It means I'm done.
Adam: Whatever! I don't care! Be done! [again] It's just that "done" can cover such a wide spectrum of changes to a relationship, so if you could just add some specifics.
Beverly: Sure. Specifically, I'm done.
Adam: Done with what? Being snuggly and nice? Is that the threat? 'Cause lemme tell ya, that'd be delightful! [again] I'm your child! You can't be done with me!
Beverly: And yet I am.
Adam: No way! Not buying it! You'll never be done! 'Cause you're obsessed with me, lady! [again] Honestly, I don't give a hoot you're done. But [chuckles] Just for kicks, tell me how to fix it.
Beverly: You want to fix it? Then go back in time to when you were the little squish who was over the moon to spend Mother's Day with me. And until then, I'm done.

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 ‘Mom Trumps Willow’ Quotes

Quote from Dave Kim

Adam: You know, I've been thinking a lot about "Willow," and I gotta say, the movie stayed with me.
Dave Kim: Me too, bro! I mean, Val Kilmer!
Adam: Val Kilmer!
Dave Kim: That dude is awesome in everything he does. "Top Secret," "Real Genius," "Lost Boys."
Adam: Val Kilmer isn't in "Lost Boys."
Dave Kim: Of course he is. He's the vampire with the face and the fangs.
Adam: I will bet you 20 large that you are dead wrong, Dave Kim.
Dave Kim: You are so on!
Adam: We'll just go to the public library, scan the microfiche, and pore over every People magazine on file. After hours of researching and cross-referencing, boom! We will have our answer!
Dave Kim: Dude, our modern world is awesome.

Quote from Barry

Barry: Boom! Barry did it! Barry got in! Everyone wants Barry!
Murray: Whoo-hoo! That makes three colleges!
Barry: But this is the one, baby! Best pre-med program on the East Coast.
Murray: The best!
Barry: Screw you, garbage safety schools Ithaca and Bucknell.
Murray: [chuckles] You're garbage. We don't need you now.

Quote from Erica

Erica: [congested] Happy Mother's Day. Sorry, but so much sinus pressure.
Beverly: Oh, no! Your cold got worse.
Adam: Aw, come on! She's clearly faking!
Beverly: Shame on you, Adam! For the past week, I have been closely monitoring Erica's cough, sniffles, sore throat, sour tummy, and uncontrollable eye twitch.
Erica: See? It does it on its own 'cause it's real.