Adam Quote #1473
Quote from Adam in Adam Graduates!
Beverly: Blessings upon me. All my boopies together in one place? What is this?
Adam: Everyone just stopped by for my... "We Are the Jenkintown" charity music video.
Beverly: Oh, like "We Are the World," but infinitely smaller. What's your charity?
Adam: Uh, a really good one. The Downtown... Women's... Center for Charity... Business.
Beverly: Be careful, Adam. Most of these places are gonna rip you off, and that one sounds a little fake.
Erica: Because it is. Adam's scared that you're gonna wig out and wreck his graduation, like you absolutely will.
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Quote from Barry
Barry: [laughs] To think if I hadn't stopped to load up on groceries, I would've missed this incredibly awesome moment.
Adam: Why are you here again?
Barry: Picking up toilet paper, cereal, string cheese, a variety of juice boxes. You want me to go to the market like an animal? They want money for that stuff!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: You can all relax. I know tomorrow is a big day in the history of me, but I'm gonna be fine. Plus, I've got my job as Quaker Warden to distract me.
Adam: Even though it's largely ceremonial?
Beverly: I am also a woman of many hobbies, like tennis, bedazzling, and cheesing meats.
Barry: Those will fill a minute or two, but there's, like, eight waking hours in a day.
Beverly: You sleep way too much, Barry.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Done. Check it. "Dear Mr. and Mrs. Schneider, thank you for the set of Egyptian cotton sheets. We will think of you every time we climb into bed together."
Erica: Roll it back in your head, babe.
Geoff: Oh, no, I'm an unintentionally naughty boy.
Erica: While you're at it, you might want to take another crack at the one for the Rosens about the espresso machine and how much fun we'll have grinding every morning?
Geoff: Aw.