Adam Quote #1427
Quote from Adam in The Downtown Boys
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And just like that, I was alone in the big city. Which totally wasn't a problem, right after I called my own mommy.
Beverly: [answers phone] Schmoopie, what is it?
Adam: I was robbed by a man with no toes!
Beverly: Oh, no!
Adam: And I saw some ladies through the crack of a door.
Beverly: Oh, no!
Adam: And the magic-show man raised his voice at me.
Beverly: Oh, no!
Adam: The city is awful. Everywhere I go, something drips on me, even when it's not raining. Where's it coming from?
Beverly: Mama's on her way.
[later:]
Beverly: Poopaloo! The city can't get you now.
Adam: Lock the door! There's a bike in the hall!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Downtown Boys’ Quotes
Quote from Naked Rob
Naked Rob: I, too, am at a crossroads. Um, my dad's retiring. And I always thought, you know, if nothing panned out, I could just follow him into that career, but that door has just been shut.
Barry: You're upset you can no longer manufacture toddler car seats?
Naked Rob: We saved lives. Except for that one model.
Quote from Matt
Matt: I've gone as far as I can go at the Gap. The back-to-school rush used to be exhilarating. But nowadays, it's just like, "Will these kids please stop unfolding the jeans?!"
Quote from Barry
Jean Calabasas: Uh, I guess we're really gonna do this. Two, three, four! [up-tempo music plays over speakers]
Barry: [all sing] # Oh, girl, where are you from # It's super cool that we're both so young #
Naked Rob: # Yeah, girl # I think it'd be groovy # To take you out to an R-rated movie #
Andy: # Hey, girl, there's nobody finer # But I cannot hang with you if you are a minor #
Matt: # Because of my age, certain statutes apply # If you're under 18 , then I'm just not your guy #
Barry: # Yo, girl # Or should I say, young lady # I need to see some I.D., and then we can go crazy #
All: # You gotta be age appropriate # We're boys but also men # Please be age appropriate # And that means 8 plus 10 #
Naked Rob: [baritone Voice] # Or older #
Barry: [rapping] # What's up, girl, or should I call you "madam"? # I know you don't know me, know me from Adam # Adam's my brother, he's 17 # If you're young like him, then you're too green # But if you can vote or buy a gun # Then you and me can have some fun #
All: # You gotta be age appropriate # We're boys who can grow beards # Please be age appropriate # Or else it would be weird # [music ends]