Quote from Adam in The Downtown Boys
Adult Adam: [v.o.] And just like that, I was alone in the big city. Which totally wasn't a problem, right after I called my own mommy. Beverly: [answers phone] Schmoopie, what is it? Adam: I was robbed by a man with no toes! Beverly: Oh, no! Adam: And I saw some ladies through the crack of a door. Beverly: Oh, no! Adam: And the magic-show man raised his voice at me. Beverly: Oh, no! Adam: The city is awful. Everywhere I go, something drips on me, even when it's not raining. Where's it coming from? Beverly: Mama's on her way. [later:] Beverly: Poopaloo! The city can't get you now. Adam: Lock the door! There's a bike in the hall!