Beverly Quote #1495
Quote from Beverly in The Kissing Bandits
Beverly: Barry, are you okay?
Barry: No! I'm an idiot. This was supposed to be my big apology for not appreciating our time together.
Beverly: I'm the one who should apologize. I wasn't very nice to Joanne the other night. You must think I'm crazy.
Joanne: Hey, we're all a little crazy when it comes to loving Barry.
Barry: So much for your gift of my twirling body.
Beverly: I think I know what the problem is. You didn't have the right partner. [removes coat to reveal sequined dress]
Barry: Wait. Why are you wearing that?
Beverly: I've been wearing it since the opening ceremonies.
Joanne: Is this the world debut of Goldberg and Goldberg?
Beverly: You better believe it. Let me just put on my skates.
Vic: So you're dating that man?
Joanne: He's my one and only. And there he goes, intertwined with his mom.
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Kissing Bandits’ Quotes
Quote from Bill Lewis
Adult Adam: [v.o.] As I got iced out by Brea, the Winter Games were in full swing at home.
Bill Lewis: Aw, come on, USA! Canada's flag is a leaf! That's the weakest living thing on the planet. Sure, I pressed a few into my memory journal last autumn after a lovely drive up to Vermont, but we should be raking these guys up.
Quote from Barry
Joanne: Is everything okay?
Barry: That's what I'm wondering. Have Torvill and Dean lost their magic? The hairs on my arms are laying flat.
Joanne: I meant with you. You have that look on your face like when they get your order wrong at Burger Chef.
Barry: What's so hard about light lettuce, twelve pickles, three onion slices, double cheese, two top buns and ketchup-mustard at a one to seven ratio?
Joanne: You like what you like.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] After coming clean about his love of ice dancing, my brother was free to enjoy his favorite sport with his favorite girl... and our mom.
Beverly: Hot stuff coming through, and also cocoa. See, I'm playful and not at all super miffed and confused.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, someone had gotten between their secret mother-son winter sport!
Beverly: All right!
Joanne: Thanks for the hot chocolate, Mrs. G.
Beverly: My pleasure, and don't feel bad that you showed up empty-handed like a rude, intrusive guest who doesn't know her place.