Erica Quote #610
Quote from Erica in The Kissing Bandits
Adam: What am I gonna do?! This'll ruin everything!
Geoff: It's clear what the right thing to do is. You have to tell Brea.
Erica: Nothing! You tell Brea nothing.
Geoff: Wait, what?
Erica: You said it yourself, Adam. You don't even remember this.
Adam: I really don't.
Erica: If this tape didn't exist, none of us would even know about this. If it were the 1880s instead of the 1980s, you'd just be back at the homestead clearing brush.
Geoff: The tape does exist, and at no point in history would Adam ever be clearing anything. [Erica smashes the tape on the floor] Sweet angel of deceit!
Erica: Now Brea doesn't get hurt, you don't hurt. No hurt.
Geoff: So much hurt!
Adam: You've convinced me. What other choice do I have?
Geoff: A very obvious other choice!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘The Kissing Bandits’ Quotes
Quote from Bill Lewis
Adult Adam: [v.o.] As I got iced out by Brea, the Winter Games were in full swing at home.
Bill Lewis: Aw, come on, USA! Canada's flag is a leaf! That's the weakest living thing on the planet. Sure, I pressed a few into my memory journal last autumn after a lovely drive up to Vermont, but we should be raking these guys up.
Quote from Barry
Joanne: Is everything okay?
Barry: That's what I'm wondering. Have Torvill and Dean lost their magic? The hairs on my arms are laying flat.
Joanne: I meant with you. You have that look on your face like when they get your order wrong at Burger Chef.
Barry: What's so hard about light lettuce, twelve pickles, three onion slices, double cheese, two top buns and ketchup-mustard at a one to seven ratio?
Joanne: You like what you like.
Quote from Beverly
Adult Adam: [v.o.] After coming clean about his love of ice dancing, my brother was free to enjoy his favorite sport with his favorite girl... and our mom.
Beverly: Hot stuff coming through, and also cocoa. See, I'm playful and not at all super miffed and confused.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, someone had gotten between their secret mother-son winter sport!
Beverly: All right!
Joanne: Thanks for the hot chocolate, Mrs. G.
Beverly: My pleasure, and don't feel bad that you showed up empty-handed like a rude, intrusive guest who doesn't know her place.