Dave Kim Quote #90
Quote from Dave Kim in Alligator Schwartz
Dave Kim: What's up with your face? It's the same smile you had when you fell in that puppy pit in 5th grade.
Adam: There's not a man alive who wouldn't love that many little tongues. And I'm excited about this weekend.
Dave Kim: So you heard about it, too? Mega Twister's finally here.
Adam: Twister? Oh, no, thanks. My mom says that's a gateway game to having babies.
Dave Kim: Mega Twister... the new coaster at White Swan Park. I heard it killed three people in testing.
Adam: As much fun as possibly falling out of the sky in Pittsburgh sounds, I think you're forgetting prom is this Friday.
Dave Kim: I didn't forget. But as I don't have a date, I think you know what that means.
Adam: Is that our friendship pact?
Dave Kim: Indeed. This states that if one of us doesn't have a prom date, the other will stand by him in "lonesome solidarity".
Adam: I was being a boy, not signing a mortgage. And what about Brea?
Dave Kim: You're always going on about how understanding she is. She'll get it. We're gonna eat churros and do a loop-de-loop!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Alligator Schwartz’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, Australia was everywhere. We went mad for Men at Work and all-in on Olivia Newton-John. But for my brother Barry, the only Aussie that mattered was Crocodile Dundee.
Barry: He's stepping on those New Yorkers with boots covered in kangaroo dung, and they love him for it!
Geoff: And who deserves to live happily ever after more than a leathery Australian man who threatens city folk with a giant knife?
Barry: Stop being mopey. It's annoying.
Geoff: I'm sorry if my lack of joy inconveniences you. I'm still reeling from my break-up with your sister.
Barry: When a bloke loses his Sheila, it's worse than when a dingo steals your baby.
Geoff: Your words are nonsense, but your tone is comforting, so thank you, I guess?
Quote from Barry
Barry: Probably the case of Vegemite I ordered. I bought a ton because there's no way it's not delicious.
Quote from Geoff
Geoff: Tell her there's nobody from Australia or anyone else in the world that I'd rather be with! Tell her I love her!
Beverly: [gasps] He says he...
Erica: I heard him! Get out of my way! [goes to the window] You love me?
Geoff: More than anything. I did what you wanted. I sampled life to find out what makes me happy, and I discovered there's only one thing... you.
Erica: Stay there.
Geoff: I'm not going anywhere.
Beverly: Mama did it again.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That's the thing about finding the people you're supposed to be with. There might be highs and lows, ups and downs, but if you hang in there, it turns out to be more than worth it.