Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, Australia was everywhere. We went mad for Men at Work and all-in on Olivia Newton-John. But for my brother Barry, the only Aussie that mattered was Crocodile Dundee.
Barry: He's stepping on those New Yorkers with boots covered in kangaroo dung, and they love him for it!
Geoff: And who deserves to live happily ever after more than a leathery Australian man who threatens city folk with a giant knife?
Barry: Stop being mopey. It's annoying.
Geoff: I'm sorry if my lack of joy inconveniences you. I'm still reeling from my break-up with your sister.
Barry: When a bloke loses his Sheila, it's worse than when a dingo steals your baby.
Geoff: Your words are nonsense, but your tone is comforting, so thank you, I guess?

Geoff: Tell her there's nobody from Australia or anyone else in the world that I'd rather be with! Tell her I love her!
Beverly: [gasps] He says he...
Erica: I heard him! Get out of my way! [goes to the window] You love me?
Geoff: More than anything. I did what you wanted. I sampled life to find out what makes me happy, and I discovered there's only one thing... you.
Erica: Stay there.
Geoff: I'm not going anywhere.
Beverly: Mama did it again.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] That's the thing about finding the people you're supposed to be with. There might be highs and lows, ups and downs, but if you hang in there, it turns out to be more than worth it.

Adult Adam: [v.o.] There was no way I could choose between my girl and my best friend. So in a desperate move, I went to the only other person home.
Adam: Dad, I need your help.
Murray: I'm saving my energy for a trip to the kitchen later.
Adam: What about Mom?
Murray: Great idea. She can bring me food from the kitchen.
Adam: Why is it when I don't need advice, everyone has some, but when I do need it, you're the only one here?
Murray: Just say the thing.
Adam: Fine. I'm excited to go to prom with Brea, but Dave Kim doesn't want to go. What do I do?
Murray: The kid who wears glasses in the pool can't get a date to prom?
Adam: How'd you know that?
Murray: The only reason you wouldn't go to prom is 'cause you don't have a date.
Adam: So, you're saying if he did have a date, I wouldn't have to choose?
Murray: I don't know. I stopped listening after I was done talking.