Adam Quote #1269
Quote from Adam in Daddy Daughter Day 2
Adult Adam: [v.o.] After destroying my legacy and the coolest teacher in school's motorcycle, there was nothing left to do but apologize.
Adam: Hey, Mr. P. I heard that you take the bus now that...
Mr. Perott: My bike was flattened by a Quaker dressed like an omnisexual rock god?
Adam: Quick and to the point.
Mr. Perott: Wait, why are you on the bus?
Adam: My mom's form of punishment. But hey, this isn't so bad, am I right?
Mr. Perott: You are not. I used to be king of the road. Now I ride a yellow bus with children. Damn it! Was that your spitball, Levi Douglas? I will go over these seats!
Adam: It's like the bus kids don't know how cool you are.
Mr. Perott: They don't. You see these shades? One of these lame-os asked me if they were medical. You're medical!
Adam: If you want to hate me forever, I wouldn't blame you.
Mr. Perott: Oh, please. I know you're a good kid. [laughter] Unlike Scott Wasserman! I will date your mom!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Daddy Daughter Day 2’ Quotes
Quote from Dave Kim
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Back in the '80s, it felt like I grew up at school. From crashing assemblies to crushing school dances, I found lots of ways to leave my mark. But that didn't matter now that I was an upperclassman, 'cause nothing cemented your legacy quite like your senior prank.
JC Spink: Fellow seniors, throw out your prank suggestions. No bad ideas.
Dave Kim: We all come to school wearing turtlenecks.
JC Spink: There are bad ideas.
Quote from Dave Kim
JC Spink: I mean, we gotta hit that statue now. Ball basically just told us to.
Brea: What if we just dressed him up in an embarrassing outfit?
Dave Kim: Adam, you have tons of shameful costumes, right?
Adam: Normally, I'd jump at the chance to show off my collection of screen-worn memorabilia, but Principal Ball made it pretty clear... that statue's a big no-no.
Dave Kim: Dude, this is our senior prank. It's our last chance. Once we're adults, pranks are called crimes.
Quote from Murray
Beverly: Okay, Murray, I need a box of tissues, fashion magazines, and a block of chocolate big enough to dance on. My baby needs her mama!
Murray: [TV shuts off] I got a better idea. I'll handle it.
Beverly: Up-bup. Handle what?
Murray: Oh, the blubbering one.
Beverly: No offense, Murray, but when Barry had a broken heart, you told him to zip it or take it outside.
Murray: That's because She's the Sheriff was on. This is different.