Adult Adam: [v.o.] After destroying my legacy and the coolest teacher in school's motorcycle, there was nothing left to do but apologize.
Adam: Hey, Mr. P. I heard that you take the bus now that...
Mr. Perott: My bike was flattened by a Quaker dressed like an omnisexual rock god?
Adam: Quick and to the point.
Mr. Perott: Wait, why are you on the bus?
Adam: My mom's form of punishment. But hey, this isn't so bad, am I right?
Mr. Perott: You are not. I used to be king of the road. Now I ride a yellow bus with children. Damn it! Was that your spitball, Levi Douglas? I will go over these seats!
Adam: It's like the bus kids don't know how cool you are.
Mr. Perott: They don't. You see these shades? One of these lame-os asked me if they were medical. You're medical!
Adam: If you want to hate me forever, I wouldn't blame you.
Mr. Perott: Oh, please. I know you're a good kid. [laughter] Unlike Scott Wasserman! I will date your mom!