JC Spink: I mean, we gotta hit that statue now. Ball basically just told us to.
Brea: What if we just dressed him up in an embarrassing outfit?
Dave Kim: Adam, you have tons of shameful costumes, right?
Adam: Normally, I'd jump at the chance to show off my collection of screen-worn memorabilia, but Principal Ball made it pretty clear... that statue's a big no-no.
Dave Kim: Dude, this is our senior prank. It's our last chance. Once we're adults, pranks are called crimes.