Erica Quote #535
Geoff: You didn't have to do that. This is my fault for believing in the world.
Erica: Stop. That's what I love about you.
Geoff: I don't get it. I thought you wanted me to open my eyes.
Erica: Sure, there are bad people out there. But that just means that the world needs more honest, good ones, like you.
Geoff: So, you don't want me to change?
Erica: Actually, I was hoping you could help me be more like you.
Geoff: Really?
Erica: Yeah. The more time we spend together, the better I'll be, so when we do start a family, I'll be as much of a sucker as you are.
Geoff: Well, lucky for you, I would love to be taken advantage of together.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] With that, Geoff and Erica decided that from then on, they'd hold each other accountable, because that's what you have to do with the people you love, even if that means admitting you were wrong.
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Quote from Barry
Barry: Geoff, you've inspired me to be a better man.
Geoff: Aww, Bar. Are you giving some of your stuff to charity?
Barry: Nope, I'm giving some of your stuff back.
Geoff: My missing Jordans? I cried when I couldn't find these!
Barry: So hard. But they're back now, and they smell like my feet.
Geoff: My toothbrush? My pajamas? A photo of my Nana?
Barry: [chuckles] I like her face.
Geoff: My prescription swim goggles?
Barry: Yeah, those gave me a headache in the shower. But the good news is, I learned my lesson and I will never permanently borrow anything from you again. Later, Schwartz.
[When Barry turns around, he is wearing a jersey with the name "G. Schwartz 13" on the back]
Geoff: Oh, come on!
Quote from Murray
Murray: You never leave a note! Ever! No note!
Erica: See, Geoff? It all worked out.
Geoff: Not for the guy with the dented car.
Murray: Follow our Golden Rule... "Do unto others or they'll do unto you."
Geoff: That's not the Golden Rule.
Erica: He didn't say the Golden Rule. He said our Golden Rule. Words matter, Geoff.
Barry: I thought it was "Do unto others before they do unto you."
Erica: That's good too.
Quote from Barry
Erica: I'm in. I had pizza for lunch, but I'll just fold it over and say it's a calzone.
Barry: And I'll take Hawaiian. Those island people wear flip-flops to the office. They know how to live.
Erica: Pineapple? Who puts fruit on a pizza?
Barry: This guy! There's literally nothing I won't eat if it's on top of sauce, cheese, and dough.
Murray: What about sardines?
Barry: Those salty little guppies? Stack 'em up.
Erica: Yogurt?
Barry: It'll just make it healthier.
Beverly: Franks n' beans?
Barry: It's called campfire pizza. Reminds me of summer.