Erica Quote #534
Geoff: Erica, just let it go, okay? The sooner I sell these random historical bricks, the sooner I'm off the hook with this guy.
John Calabasas: The next 6 to 18 months are gonna be quite the ride.
Erica: Yeah, this ends now. Here.
Geoff: What's that?
Erica: I'm paying off this scam artist.
John Calabasas: "Artist." Finally. Thank you. Whoa! This says 87 bucks, okay? That's a bit shy of the vague to hundo that we had discussed.
Erica: That's because I got an estimate, and that is the actual amount it costs to fix the dent.
John Calabasas: For the car. What about my pain and suffering?
Erica: Well, I also went to the DMV and found out that your car is registered to a one Barbara Calabasas.
John Calabasas: I didn't know you were gonna do some light digging. Please don't tell Mom I took her sled for a joyride, okay? That woman has a terrible temper.
Erica: Well, then, take that and get out of here.
John Calabasas: Fine. But the joke's on you, because I'm not fixing the dent. I'm spending all this money on lotto tickets and strawberry milk.
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‘Eracism’ Quotes
Quote from Barry
Barry: Geoff, you've inspired me to be a better man.
Geoff: Aww, Bar. Are you giving some of your stuff to charity?
Barry: Nope, I'm giving some of your stuff back.
Geoff: My missing Jordans? I cried when I couldn't find these!
Barry: So hard. But they're back now, and they smell like my feet.
Geoff: My toothbrush? My pajamas? A photo of my Nana?
Barry: [chuckles] I like her face.
Geoff: My prescription swim goggles?
Barry: Yeah, those gave me a headache in the shower. But the good news is, I learned my lesson and I will never permanently borrow anything from you again. Later, Schwartz.
[When Barry turns around, he is wearing a jersey with the name "G. Schwartz 13" on the back]
Geoff: Oh, come on!
Quote from Murray
Murray: You never leave a note! Ever! No note!
Erica: See, Geoff? It all worked out.
Geoff: Not for the guy with the dented car.
Murray: Follow our Golden Rule... "Do unto others or they'll do unto you."
Geoff: That's not the Golden Rule.
Erica: He didn't say the Golden Rule. He said our Golden Rule. Words matter, Geoff.
Barry: I thought it was "Do unto others before they do unto you."
Erica: That's good too.
Quote from Barry
Erica: I'm in. I had pizza for lunch, but I'll just fold it over and say it's a calzone.
Barry: And I'll take Hawaiian. Those island people wear flip-flops to the office. They know how to live.
Erica: Pineapple? Who puts fruit on a pizza?
Barry: This guy! There's literally nothing I won't eat if it's on top of sauce, cheese, and dough.
Murray: What about sardines?
Barry: Those salty little guppies? Stack 'em up.
Erica: Yogurt?
Barry: It'll just make it healthier.
Beverly: Franks n' beans?
Barry: It's called campfire pizza. Reminds me of summer.