Barry Quote #1064
Quote from Barry in Island Time
Waitress: Congratulations, lovebirds. Your complimentary lobster is on the way.
Barry: Complimentary?
Waitress: Of course. You have the honeymoon all‐inclusive package.
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Yep, thanks to Ren, Barry's spring break was about to turn around. There was the fancy dinner and the fancier dessert, even fancy table‐side entertainment. Sure, it wasn't the night Barry imagined, but it was epic.
Ren: And then after years...
Barry: Mm. Years.
Ren: of hinting and waiting and that terrible fight with my mom...
Barry: Mm. We don't talk about that.
Ren: [chuckles] ...he finally popped the question.
Jen: You know, we really have to get together when we're back on the mainland.
Barry: Absolutely, Jen! Me and the wife would love to have you and Tom over to discuss politics or lawnmowers or other boring married stuff. [chuckles]
Jen: Let me get a picture of the two of you for my good old scrapbook. Say "cheese"!
Barry: Chee‐‐ [Ren kisses Barry]
Adult Adam: [v.o.] In that moment, Barry's trip went from a bust to the best ever.
Barry: Spring break!
Ren: Whoo!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘Island Time’ Quotes
Quote from Adam
Mr. Perott: Adam, these scores are not so hot. I thought nerds were good at math.
Adam: I'm more of a geek. W‐ We're still social and physical klutzes with quirky personalities, but we have intense passions for fringe interests.
Mr. Perott: And what's a dweeb?
Adam: Look, it's a rich continuum of discomfort, but what should I do about my test scores?
Quote from Murray
Beverly: So?
Murray: Why have we never been to Portugal?
Beverly: Who gives a crap about Portugal? How'd it go with Adam's guidance counselor?
Murray: I think Adam's gonna spend about a year figuring it out.
Beverly: What?! No, you were supposed to be the bad cop!
Murray: You know, I've never been barefoot on anything but tile. Tile, Bevy! It's no way to live!
Quote from Beverly
Adam: Inside this envelope is my PSAT scores.
Beverly: The warm‐up test before the real test. Oh! The stakes have never been higher.
Pops: That sounds wrong, but sure.
Beverly: What's in this envelope could guarantee a full ride to an ivy or shame you into a state school, where your friends will be dentists, newspaper writers, and, God forbid, teachers.