Barry Quote #995
Quote from Barry in It's a Wonderful Life
[fantasy:]
Barry: This isn't where I fell asleep. Oh, no! Have I been gently kidnapped?
Pops: Your body is right where you left it. You're dreaming of what the world would be like if you didn't exist.
Barry: This isn't the JTP pad. It has no holes in the wall.
Pops: Of course there's no holes. You weren't here to punch them. [door opens]
Matt: Go for Mr. Bradley.
Barry: "Mr. Bradley"? Who are you, your stepdad that officially adopted you? Nerd.
Pops: He can't hear you. And he's now a successful Gap businessman. Without you making him late for work, he became Worldwide Head of Jean Shorts.
Matt: Buy! Sell! Business!
The Goldbergs Quotes
‘It's a Wonderful Life’ Quotes
Quote from Matt
Adam: Fine. Tell me how bad you wanna hurt him.
Andy: Well, he's rude, inconsiderate, and destructive.
Naked Rob: He did unspeakable things in my BVDs.
Adam: Say no more.
Matt: He soggied my cotton bottoms.
Adam: What part of "no more" don't you understand?
Matt: He freckled my Fruit of the Looms.
Adam: I get it.
Matt: He skidded my scanties!
Adam: I have a full picture!
Quote from Pops
Beverly: Everyone, shut your nog holes! Look at the Kremps' Christmas card.
Pops: They're literally glowing. They look like the Kennedys... But with no Teds.
Quote from Barry
[fantasy:]
Naked Rob: [enters] Afternoon, gents.
Matt & Andy: Gorgeous Rob!
Barry: "Gorgeous" Rob? You're Naked Rob, and that's all you'll ever be.
Pops: Without you to pants Rob in second grade, Naked Rob never came to be. He built his identity based on a love of high-quality Italian menswear.
Naked Rob: Hope you guys don't mind. I brought a party sub. And a party.
Andy: It's our wives, who cherish us not just for our success, but for our high self-esteem.
Matt: Let's kiss them and watch football.
Andy: Yeah.
Barry: No! No! You don't have wives! You have me! And I matter! I make your lives better!