[fantasy:]
Barry: This isn't where I fell asleep. Oh, no! Have I been gently kidnapped?
Pops: Your body is right where you left it. You're dreaming of what the world would be like if you didn't exist.
Barry: This isn't the JTP pad. It has no holes in the wall.
Pops: Of course there's no holes. You weren't here to punch them. [door opens]
Matt: Go for Mr. Bradley.
Barry: "Mr. Bradley"? Who are you, your stepdad that officially adopted you? Nerd.
Pops: He can't hear you. And he's now a successful Gap businessman. Without you making him late for work, he became Worldwide Head of Jean Shorts.
Matt: Buy! Sell! Business!