[fantasy:]
Naked Rob: [enters] Afternoon, gents.
Matt & Andy: Gorgeous Rob!
Barry: "Gorgeous" Rob? You're Naked Rob, and that's all you'll ever be.
Pops: Without you to pants Rob in second grade, Naked Rob never came to be. He built his identity based on a love of high-quality Italian menswear.
Naked Rob: Hope you guys don't mind. I brought a party sub. And a party.
Andy: It's our wives, who cherish us not just for our success, but for our high self-esteem.
Matt: Let's kiss them and watch football.
Andy: Yeah.
Barry: No! No! You don't have wives! You have me! And I matter! I make your lives better!