Adam Quote #766
Quote from Adam in Dana's Back
Mr. Woodburn: All right, listen up, people! Unless you also had a cat with a prolapsed anus that requires a special salve applied directly to the area, I promise you had a better summer than I. So, in the spirit of taking it out on you... Pop quiz!
Adult Adam: [v.o.] Just when it looked like the day couldn't get any worse, something crazy happened. In walked Dana Caldwell. I couldn't believe it. The girl next door was back... My first crush, the first girl I climbed a trellis for, and of course, first kiss.
Dana: Hi, Adam.
Adam: Dana, You're... Here?
Dana: My grandma passed away. There was nothing keeping us in Seattle, so...
Adam: Well, I guess your loss is my gain. But also... Sorry for your loss.
Mr. Woodburn: Hey, New Girl! They don't have first-day pop quizzes wherever the freak you come from? Sit down, shut up, and start guessing.
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‘Dana's Back’ Quotes
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: So, my son is gonna melt in a nuclear disaster, and what's worse is, now he refuses to attend my funeral. Help me, Dean Dean.
Dean: As I've been trying to tell you since the museum part, housing became available for your children.
Beverly: It did?
Dean: Yes, and when I called to tell you, your husband said "No, thanks."
Beverly: Are you [bleep] [bleep] with me right now?
Quote from Barry
Barry: I mean it. You will never again have the experience of being in the same room as me.
Beverly: What if we're at a family wedding?
Barry: I will dance and eat the meal in the men's room.
Erica: What about a museum?
Barry: Unlikely, since I have no interest in history or art of any kind.
Erica: Fallout shelter?
Barry: I will train my body to survive a nuclear explosion.
Beverly: What about my funeral?
Barry: I will give a dominant eulogy...
Beverly: Oh, thank God.
Barry: ...on a video monitor from an undisclosed location.
Quote from Beverly
Dean: Well, wait. To the extent that I believed or understood anything you said, uh, the dorm rooms are all full now. So, there's nothing I can do.
Beverly: This will be the first of many times you say that to me, and the first of many times I won't listen.
Dean: There may be something I can do.