Barry: I mean it. You will never again have the experience of being in the same room as me.
Beverly: What if we're at a family wedding?
Barry: I will dance and eat the meal in the men's room.
Erica: What about a museum?
Barry: Unlikely, since I have no interest in history or art of any kind.
Erica: Fallout shelter?
Barry: I will train my body to survive a nuclear explosion.
Beverly: What about my funeral?
Barry: I will give a dominant eulogy...
Beverly: Oh, thank God.
Barry: ...on a video monitor from an undisclosed location.