Beverly Quote #1032
Quote from Beverly in Dana's Back
Beverly: So, my son is gonna melt in a nuclear disaster, and what's worse is, now he refuses to attend my funeral. Help me, Dean Dean.
Dean: As I've been trying to tell you since the museum part, housing became available for your children.
Beverly: It did?
Dean: Yes, and when I called to tell you, your husband said "No, thanks."
Beverly: Are you [bleep] [bleep] with me right now?
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Quote from Murray
Beverly: It was you. You're the one that caused this whole mess.
Erica: What?
Beverly: That's right. Per Dean Dean, housing became available, which your father refused.
Barry: Is that true, Dad?
Murray: [quietly] Maybe.
Erica: What?
Murray: [quietly] Yes.
Barry: Are you saying "yes"?
Murray: [quietly] Maybe.
Erica: What?
Murray: [quietly] Yes.
Barry: He's talking so softly, it's imperceptible to human ears. I must know the truth.
Murray: [quietly] Maybe.
Quote from Barry
Barry: I mean it. You will never again have the experience of being in the same room as me.
Beverly: What if we're at a family wedding?
Barry: I will dance and eat the meal in the men's room.
Erica: What about a museum?
Barry: Unlikely, since I have no interest in history or art of any kind.
Erica: Fallout shelter?
Barry: I will train my body to survive a nuclear explosion.
Beverly: What about my funeral?
Barry: I will give a dominant eulogy...
Beverly: Oh, thank God.
Barry: ...on a video monitor from an undisclosed location.
Quote from Beverly
Dean: Well, wait. To the extent that I believed or understood anything you said, uh, the dorm rooms are all full now. So, there's nothing I can do.
Beverly: This will be the first of many times you say that to me, and the first of many times I won't listen.
Dean: There may be something I can do.