‘Goldbergs Never Say Die’
Season 1, Episode 16 - Aired March 4, 2014
Adam's obsession with the movie "The Goonies" sets him up for embarassment when Erica and Barry team up to play a prank on their younger brother. Adam stops speaking to his older siblings after they humiliate him in front of his friends. However, when Pops' needs Adam's help to find his late wife's jewelry, Adam considers getting his friends back together for a treasure hunt.
Quote from Barry
Barry: All right, beat it, butthole. I rented Weird Science.
Adam: No! Stop! It's not over yet.
Barry: Let me tell you how it ends. I punch you in the chest, you cry, roll end credits.
Quote from Murray
Murray: Hey, great news. There's a horrible smell coming from the attic, and your mom wants me to figure out what it is.
Barry: How is that great news?
Murray: I got the brilliant idea to dump it off on you morons. I'm 80% sure something's dead up there. Go make some memories.
Quote from Adam
Adam: I'll be there in a sec. I'm just about to watch the good part. Which is all of it.
Quote from Barry
Erica: You thinking what I'm thinking?
Barry: "How do toasters work"?
Erica: What? No. I have an idea.
Quote from Adam
Adam: What the? It's an old map of Jenkintown.
Barry: Oh, that thing? Mom bought that when the historical society shut down.
Adam: Oh, my God. It's signed by William Penn. Why would the founder of Pennsylvania sign a map of our town?
Erica: Because he died in this very neighborhood.
Barry: Yeah, and they never found his fortune., Who cares? Come on. We have an attic to clean.
Adam: There's an "x" on this map, right in our own neighborhood.
Erica: An "x"? What does an "x" mark?
Adam: The spot. Guys, there's treasure in this town, and we're gonna find it. Come on! Follow me! I don't hear you running after me! We should be running as a group.
Quote from Barry
Erica: You know, I like it when we work together as a team to torture and humiliate our little brother.
Barry: Yeah, we should do more mean projects together.
Quote from Adam
Adam: And for obvious reasons, Emmy Mirsky, you'll be mouth. I know you're a girl, but I think of you like a dude.
Emmy: And I think of you like a girl.
Quote from Adam
Barry: Okay! Really digging this outfit. Tell me more about this clearly awesome badass.
Adam: You're my big brother. That makes you Brand.
Barry: Got it I'm Burt, the handsome surfer who solves crimes at night, eh?
Adam: Close enough.
Quote from Adam
Adam: Chad Kremp, you'll play Chunk. Stuff this pillow under your shirt and munch on this Baby Ruth.
Chad: Um, can this be a granola bar? My mom won't let me eat chocolate.
Adam: Oh, Chunk. Classic comic sidekick.
Quote from Adam
Dave Kim: Or I'll be Mikey.
Adam: You want to be Mikey? Be Mikey.
Dave Kim: Then I'm Mikey.
Adam: You can't be Mikey! Just put on the coat!