Barry: This past week, you really helped me, and I paid you back by being a jerk.
Virginia Kremp: Oh.
Barry: Instead of just saying sorry, I wanted to do something extra special. So we made you something.
Virginia Kremp: "We"?
Charles Kremp: Hi, Ginzerale! It's okay. Barry said I could use it.
Virginia Kremp: [gasps] Oh, my!
Barry: It's you, kind of.
Virginia Kremp: So many very expensive and rare flowers we can no longer sell.
Barry: It didn't come out exactly the way I had hoped.
Virginia Kremp: It's perfect. Thank you.
Barry: And I was thinking, maybe sometime we can grab a cup of coffee?
Virginia Kremp: I would love that. Almost as much as I love this adorable and accurate replica of me.
Barry: Do you want to dismantle it?
Virginia Kremp: Could we?

Adult Adam: [v.o.] Life can be stressful. But what helps us the most is finding friends along the way who prop us up during the hard times.
Beverly: I made you something. Kelp casserole with plenty of seasoning.
Mr. Perott: Aw, you didn't have to do that.
Beverly: I wanted to. Listen, you've been nothing but sweet and understanding, and I really appreciate it.
Mr. Perott: Hey, that's what friends are for.

Pop-Pop: If we're gonna continue seeing each other, I want to get everything about me out in the open. I don't show affection in public... or in private. I sleep in the pajamas God gave me. I have several minor procedures coming up for which I will need, uh, rides. The two sounds I can't stand are the laughter of children and music.
Virginia Kremp: Ben, you know this isn't a date, right?
Pop-Pop: But you agreed to lunch.
Virginia Kremp: Well, I was just being a courteous neighbor. Plus, my husband should've been a clue.
Charles Kremp: Hello. I also sleep in the buff.
[title: "The Real Chad Kremp"]