‘Cowboy Country’
Season 2, Episode 12 - Aired February 11, 2015
Beverly is upset that her little boy is growing up when Adam makes a big romantic gesture for Dana, but Adam doesn't feel much like a man just yet. Meanwhile, Lainey invites Barry and Murray to watch football with her dad, but things get off to a rocky start when they support opposing teams.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Ring ring. Who's there? It's me. I want my ring back.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Don't look at me like that. I know what you're thinking, but he crossed a line with that ring. And don't tell me I'm trying to keep him a baby forever, because I'm not. Although he is growing up at an alarming rate. And this isn't because I am devastated or jealous or threatened that he's got a new woman in his life. Because she is not a woman, she is a girl. And I am the woman. I'm his mother, of course, but he's mine. Ours. All of ours. Shut up!
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: Tell me where my favorite child is or this is gonna get real mean.
Erica: Meaner than that?
Quote from Adam
Adam: I'm actually four months and sixteen days older than her, and we're together.
Quote from Adam
Erica: Oh my God, are you using my Lady Bic?
Adam: I'm stimulating the follicles.
Quote from Beverly
Beverly: What's with all the yelling? Oh my joy, is my baby trying to shave?