Erica: Dude, you're missing the point. If you can rock this look, you can rock Lainey's heart.
Barry: Yes. I don't have to destroy Boy George. I can be Boy George. Or should I say "Barry George"?
Erica: You should say "Boy Barry".
Barry: Really? Barry George sounds better.
Erica: It really doesn't.
Barry: Boy Barry it is. Thanks, Erica. I have no idea how I'll ever pay you back.
Erica: Money's fine.
Barry: I'll smash my piggy bank. That'll do. Mom, you need to vacuum in here!

Barry: Sweet ride, dude! But you cannot pull off that outfit.
Bill: Your son walks his own path. I get what Lainey sees in him.
Murray: I don't.

Pops: I think you're overstating it, Bev. Murray finally has a friend. You can't change that, and you can't change Bill.
Beverly: You're right, that's the answer. I need to change Bill.
Pops: I didn't say change Bill. I said the exact opposite.
Pops: Yeah, you don't need to repeat yourself, Dad. I'll do it.
Pops: Do not do it!
Beverly: Agreed. Doing it.
Pops: Do not do it.
Beverly: Doing it. I'll change Bill and make him the best best friend my husband could have.
Pops: You're just hearing specific words to suit your own horrible needs.
Beverly: Just-
Pops: No!
Beverly: You're the best, Dad.

Barry: Hey, Sweet baby girl. Need a personal escort to class by Barry George? Damn it! I meant Boy Barry.

Bill: Why the heck are you coming down on me so hard?
Beverly: Murray's mustache? The Hawaiian shirts? The defiant attitude? That's not the husband I created.

Bill: Murray is an eagle that needs to soar, but you just want to lasso him back to the nest.
Beverly: Oh, he soars! He soars big-time. And I am the wind beneath his wings.
Bill: Oh, no, I am the wind that blows across the ocean, and Murray is but a leaf on my mighty gust.
Beverly: You take that back!
Bill: Never! There's a new force of nature in Murray's life.

Lainey: Hey.
Barry: What do you want?
Lainey: Got you some Grind wax for your BMX. Thought I could go watch you jump stuff.
Barry: Sorry, you don't get to live the highs and lows that is bicycle motocross through me any more.

Murray: You mowed my Magnum off while I slept. Who does that?

Pops: She lathered your face, shaved you clean, and you didn't even wake up?
Murray: When I go down, I go down hard.

Beverly: Oh, I get a lot done while he's asleep. Fingernails, nose hairs, rough elbows, q-tip work. Soup to nuts.