Will Quote #1616
Quote from Will in Not, I Barbecue
Carlton: No.
Will: Hey, hey, Carlton. Come on, man. You owe me. You almost wrecked everything with Sandra.
Carlton: I'm not gonna do it.
Will: Oh... [mimics Carlton] "You're not gonna do it." You know what? That's fine. It's probably time for me to move on anyway, you know. As luck would have it, it's come to my attention that there's this cute little mail carrier that's available.
Carlton: You wouldn't.
Will: Yeah, you're right. But that would be exactly what you deserved.
Carlton: Will, I'm sorry and I know I owe you one. But I just wouldn't feel right going out and having a good time without Michelle.
Will: What if I could promise you a terrible time?
Carlton: If I could only be sure.
Will: I guarantee you the worst time that you have ever had in your life.
Carlton: Okay.
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Quote from Nicky
Nicky: What you doing, Carlton?
Carlton: Oh, packing away my CDs. Will and I made a bet. For one week, I'm not allowed to listen to Tom Jones and he's not allowed to listen to that god-awful Biggie Smalls. We have $50 riding on it and I'm gonna win.
Nicky: Who's Tom Jones?
Carlton: Nicky, Nicky. Tom Jones is the King of Swing. The Tower of Power. Mr. Vegas. This guy's a legend. [sighs]
Nicky: Can I hear one of his songs?
Carlton: Oh, I'd love to, but no can do.
Nicky: Please?
Carlton: Well, I guess one song wouldn't hurt. [Carlton dances as "It's Not Unusual" plays]
Will: Just couldn't hang on there could you, little fella?
Carlton: Darn.
Will: Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. [Carlton leaves] Here's something for your trouble, little brother. Thanks a lot.
Nicky: Five bucks? What do I look like? Come on, man. You got to break me off some.
Quote from Geoffrey
Hilary: Oh, good, Geoffrey, you're here.
Geoffrey: No.
Hilary: When did I ever ask you for anything?
Geoffrey: You never stopped asking from the moment I started here.
Hilary: That's not true.
Geoffrey: In fact, as I remember I spent my first seven hours of service here installing wall-to-wall carpet for Barbie's Dream House. Carpet which had to be promptly removed.
Hilary: [scoffs] Well, it's not my fault that when Ken got home, he didn't like it.
Geoffrey: And it wasn't my fault the dollhouse burnt to the ground.
Hilary: Geoffrey, Skipper died in that fire. I don't even wanna think about it. Look, I need you to hem this dress.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Nicky's first sleepover. Ahh. I'll never forget my first overnighter. Ned Martin's house. Raised all kinds of heck. Drank hot chocolate. Had pillow fights. Watched the O.J. trial. What a night.