Will Quote #900
Quote from Will in All Guts, No Glory
Will: So, what I'm trying to do here, Mr. Hosek, is just drop this one class.
Mr. Hosek: Okay, according to your schedule, I would say it's Western Philosophy.
Will: Yeah, how'd you know that?
Mr. Hosek: It's the only course you're taking that actually requires staying awake.
Will: Wait a minute, I have a really good reason for wanting to drop that class.
Mr. Hosek: Yeah, and I'm sure my wife has a really good reason for cheating on me.
Will: Look, man, I got problems of my own.
Mr. Hosek: You think you got problems? My wife has seen more action than Chuck Norris. I got an office that used to be the janitor's washroom. Look, here! I got a toilet in my closet! And every day I just see my career going down it! Now, since registration is over, officially over, the only way to get out of a class is to get the instructor's written permission. Here.
Will: But I have to get Professor Mansfield's signature? He's not gonna sign this. There has to be another way.
Mr. Hosek: Well, actually, there... There is.
Will: Well, come on, man, tell me, tell me.
Mr. Hosek: Make it one of your demands when you climb the bell tower with a rifle. [laughs]
Will: Nurse, I'm ready to leave now.
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Quote from Philip
Will: Uncle Phil, let me tell you, this dude is hilarious. I mean, he's fun, he's funny. He makes me think about stuff in a way that I never even looked at it before. And I dropped his class.
Philip: Let me guess. Western Philosophy, right?
Will: How does everybody know that?
Philip: Because every time you're faced with a challenge, you run for cover.
Will: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Come on, now, that is not true, Uncle Phil. I mean, this whole college thing is just kind of new to me.
Philip: Oh, bull! It's old territory. I mean, you're always going on about how you want to be out on your own and get respect. But you don't do anything to earn it.
Will: Oh, look, I think it's my break time.
Philip: What the hell is wrong with you, anyway? I mean, you're smart, you're charming. You have gifts that other people would kill to have. And what do you do? You throw it away by taking the easy road.
Will: Uncle Phil, this is one class.
Philip: No, this is not one class, Will. This is your life. It's not my life, it's not Carlton's life and you only get out of it what you put into it. And you are off to one lousy start.
Will: But enough about me, Uncle Phil. Let's talk about you.
Philip: That's exactly what I'm talking about.
Quote from Hilary
Philip: Hilary. Sweetheart. How you feeling?
Hilary: I'm feeling much better, thanks. [sobs]
Philip: Now, now, baby, tell you what. Why don't you put on some clothes and hop in the car, and drive over to Neiman's and do a little shopping.
Hilary: Oh, thanks, Daddy, but I'm not ready to go out just yet.
Philip: Oh. And you don't have to. Here. I'll even look the number up for you.
Hilary: [dials] Hello, Neiman's? Listen, I want to order that adorable Donna Karan pantsuit in your catalog. Item DK35712. Yeah, and on page 14, there's this fabulous leather bag and... Oh, that would be cute.
Quote from Will
Philip: So how was registration today, guys?
Will: Oh, yo, it was slamming, Uncle Phil.
Philip: He met a girl, right?
Carlton: You got it, big guy. And he joined classes just because she's in it. He doesn't even know what he's taking.
Will: I do too.
Carlton: Name it.
Will: [reading] "Western Pornography."
Carlton: Western Philosophy.