Will: So, what I'm trying to do here, Mr. Hosek, is just drop this one class.
Mr. Hosek: Okay, according to your schedule, I would say it's Western Philosophy.
Will: Yeah, how'd you know that?
Mr. Hosek: It's the only course you're taking that actually requires staying awake.
Will: Wait a minute, I have a really good reason for wanting to drop that class.
Mr. Hosek: Yeah, and I'm sure my wife has a really good reason for cheating on me.
Will: Look, man, I got problems of my own.
Mr. Hosek: You think you got problems? My wife has seen more action than Chuck Norris. I got an office that used to be the janitor's washroom. Look, here! I got a toilet in my closet! And every day I just see my career going down it! Now, since registration is over, officially over, the only way to get out of a class is to get the instructor's written permission. Here.
Will: But I have to get Professor Mansfield's signature? He's not gonna sign this. There has to be another way.
Mr. Hosek: Well, actually, there... There is.
Will: Well, come on, man, tell me, tell me.
Mr. Hosek: Make it one of your demands when you climb the bell tower with a rifle. [laughs]
Will: Nurse, I'm ready to leave now.