Philip Quote #221
Quote from Philip in Robbing the Banks
Will: Officer, I want you to arrest this man. He stole my baseball and some other stuff.
Police Officer: I can't do that, sir.
Philip: Why not?
Police Officer: We already arrested the perpetrator. Yes. His name is Edward Haskell. Claims to be your law clerk.
Philip: Edward? Officer, there must be some kind of mistake.
Police Officer: Oh, I'm afraid not, sir. See, we saw his U-Haul double-parked. Upon suggesting he move the vehicle, suspect broke down and confessed to cleaning you out, sir.
Philip: Why would he want to rob me?
Police Officer: Well, according to him, he's sick and tired of getting you bagels. It's not his job to iron your robes. And he said you unfairly accused him of calling 1-900-horny.
Carlton: The man is obviously a deviant.
Philip: Well, thank you, officer. And I'll meet you down at the station to make a positive ID.
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Quote from Will
Philip: After we gave you a second chance, this is how you repay us.
Luther: I did not rob you.
Philip: Oh.. You gotta believe me. Will, you believe me, right?
Will: You know, it's people like you that give ex-cons a bad name. I- I'm calling the police, man. [A cop knocks on the door] Damn, that was fast! Yo, they must have thought we was White folks.
Quote from Vivian
Vivian: Geoffrey, my bags are upstairs.
Geoffrey: How thrilling for you.
Vivian: Geoffrey, you know, I'm very, very fond of you but I'm also eight months pregnant and I'm not in a very good mood. I could very easily rip out your heart eat it, and then have cappuccino. Am I making myself quite clear?
Geoffrey: Hallmark couldn't have put it any better.
Will: Hey, you know, Aunt Viv I'm really gonna miss you this weekend.
Vivian: Oh, no, you're not. And I'm not gonna miss you, either.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Guess what? You're not going to believe this.
Will: You paid for your own dinner?
Hilary: Are you insane? I'm going to be interviewed by the "LA Weekly." Now that I'm a famous weather girl people want to know the real me. Now, if anyone asks, I'm 21 and I fought in Desert Storm.