Will Quote #633
Quote from Will in P.S. I Love You
Will: Well, my Aunt Viv told me that, you know it's not right to accept gifts from people that, you know, you're not really attracted to.
Judge Robertson: Look, son I remember when I was your age, there was this girl... I didn't like her that much she was always buying me gifts, dinner, taking me out. Heck, she even offered to send me through law school.
Will: So what did you do?
Judge Robertson: What else? I married her. Pie?
Will: No. No, thanks, Judge. So, wait, you're just going to tell me that you got together with this girl, and you had this long, incredible, wonderful life.
Judge Robertson: I wish I could tell you that. But the truth is, I dumped her after law school.
Will: I'm sorry, Judge, that's too bad.
Judge Robertson: Oh, no, it's okay. We split everything down the middle. I got the money, the house, the car, the boat, and she got to keep the kids. Pie?
Will: No. No, thanks.
Judge Robertson: So you're saying that you just kept all this stuff that she gave you, even after y'all broke up? Damn straight. Possession is nine-tenths of the law, my boy.
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Will: Yo, G, here's the whipped cream you wanted for dinner.
Geoffrey: Who said it was for dinner?
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Philip: Here's Judge Robertson at that big student anti-war rally, remember? He was the only professor that had guts enough to go up against the administration.
Hilary: I can't believe it.
Philip: Trust me, Hilary. He was a great man and a hell of a lawyer.
Hilary: No, I mean, that those women didn't shave under their arms.
Quote from Geoffrey
Ashley: Geoffrey, you look great today. Have you done something different with your hair?
Geoffrey: Yes. I stopped pulling it out. What are you selling?
Ashley: Okay, I'm hawking candy bars. They're only $5.
Geoffrey: Marvelous. With what I'm paid I should be able to afford one by the end of the day.
Carlton: [to Will] You poor, pathetic gigolo. How could any self-respecting man sell himself so cheap?
Geoffrey: Like I don't hear enough of that from my mother.
Carlton: I was talking to Will.
Geoffrey: Of course. Why would anyone talk to me? I am but a poor, lowly servant.