Quote from Geoffrey in P.S. I Love You
Ashley: Geoffrey, you look great today. Have you done something different with your hair? Geoffrey: Yes. I stopped pulling it out. What are you selling? Ashley: Okay, I'm hawking candy bars. They're only $5. Geoffrey: Marvelous. With what I'm paid I should be able to afford one by the end of the day. Carlton: [to Will] You poor, pathetic gigolo. How could any self-respecting man sell himself so cheap? Geoffrey: Like I don't hear enough of that from my mother. Carlton: I was talking to Will. Geoffrey: Of course. Why would anyone talk to me? I am but a poor, lowly servant.