Will: Well, my Aunt Viv told me that, you know it's not right to accept gifts from people that, you know, you're not really attracted to.
Judge Robertson: Look, son I remember when I was your age, there was this girl... I didn't like her that much she was always buying me gifts, dinner, taking me out. Heck, she even offered to send me through law school.
Will: So what did you do?
Judge Robertson: What else? I married her. Pie?
Will: No. No, thanks, Judge. So, wait, you're just going to tell me that you got together with this girl, and you had this long, incredible, wonderful life.
Judge Robertson: I wish I could tell you that. But the truth is, I dumped her after law school.
Will: I'm sorry, Judge, that's too bad.
Judge Robertson: Oh, no, it's okay. We split everything down the middle. I got the money, the house, the car, the boat, and she got to keep the kids. Pie?
Will: No. No, thanks.
Judge Robertson: So you're saying that you just kept all this stuff that she gave you, even after y'all broke up? Damn straight. Possession is nine-tenths of the law, my boy.