Philip Quote #417

Quote from Philip in To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold

Ernie: Oh, now, come on, Moose. Now, you know the way of the world. You can't name me one man who's become a success without bending the law.
Philip: Oh, yes, I can. Me. Until now. Now, you take this and get out of my house.
Ernie: Hey, even if he would have gotten caught, it wouldn't have been that bad.
Philip: Oh, yes, it would have been that bad... for you. Now, get out.
Ernie: You were always so damn naive.
Will: That's right. You best to press off or you'll get straight molly whopped up in here. I should have wrote that one down too, right?

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 ‘To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold’ Quotes

Quote from Will

Will: Look, I'm sorry, Uncle Phil.
Philip: No, no, Will, I apologize to you.
Will: Yeah, I know that was your boy and everything, man. Hey, listen, I know exactly how you feel. It's just like when I found out that Kermit the Frog was just a piece of green felt with somebody's hand up his butt.
Philip: Something like that, son.

Quote from Geoffrey

Will: Hey, G, where's Uncle Phil?
Geoffrey: Follow the Ding Dong debris.

Quote from Carlton

Carlton: Will, please, to get a job like this you have to be highly skilled in my particular area of expertise.
Will: What, sucking up?
Carlton: Exactly.