Ernie: Oh, now, come on, Moose. Now, you know the way of the world. You can't name me one man who's become a success without bending the law.
Philip: Oh, yes, I can. Me. Until now. Now, you take this and get out of my house.
Ernie: Hey, even if he would have gotten caught, it wouldn't have been that bad.
Philip: Oh, yes, it would have been that bad... for you. Now, get out.
Ernie: You were always so damn naive.
Will: That's right. You best to press off or you'll get straight molly whopped up in here. I should have wrote that one down too, right?