Quote from Will in To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold
Will: Look, I'm sorry, Uncle Phil. Philip: No, no, Will, I apologize to you. Will: Yeah, I know that was your boy and everything, man. Hey, listen, I know exactly how you feel. It's just like when I found out that Kermit the Frog was just a piece of green felt with somebody's hand up his butt. Philip: Something like that, son.