Philip Quote #351
Quote from Philip in Reality Bites
Philip: This has really upset you, hasn't it?
Will: You was right, man, I'm a terrible role model. I ain't never having no kids.
Philip: Well, now, Will, as much as the idea of your reproducing scares the hell out of me, I think you'll make a great father. I mean, everybody makes mistakes with kids. The important thing is to admit when you're wrong and to apologize.
Will: How come you don't ever do that?
Philip: Don't question me.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘Reality Bites’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Ashley: Well, Dougie's his hero. Didn't you have heroes when you were a kid?
Will: Yeah, Shaft.
Ashley: And how did you feel when you found out that Shaft wasn't real?
Will: What are you talking about? No, I'm saying, he was based on an actual guy.
Ashley: No, he wasn't.
Will: He was too, Ashley.
Ashley: Shaft is fictional, Will.
Will: I'm saying, he went to Africa and everything.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Look at this.
Will: "Powerful Earthquake Rattles Northern Coast."
Hilary: Oh, boo-hoo. This.
Will: "Television personality Leeza Gibbons was shocked that the woman attempting to vandalize her car was none other than rival talk-show host Hilary Banks. Banks, seen here wielding a potato..."
Hilary: Wielding? I was not wielding, I was rubbing. I rubbed that damn potato all over Leeza's car and it didn't make a scratch. At least they didn't catch me putting my keys in her exhaust pipe.