Quote from Hilary in Reality Bites
Hilary: Look at this. Will: "Powerful Earthquake Rattles Northern Coast." Hilary: Oh, boo-hoo. This. Will: "Television personality Leeza Gibbons was shocked that the woman attempting to vandalize her car was none other than rival talk-show host Hilary Banks. Banks, seen here wielding a potato..." Hilary: Wielding? I was not wielding, I was rubbing. I rubbed that damn potato all over Leeza's car and it didn't make a scratch. At least they didn't catch me putting my keys in her exhaust pipe.