Geoffrey Quote #243
Quote from Geoffrey in Reality Bites
Will: Look, come on, girl, that's vandalism you're talking about. No. Oh, I do remember this one time, though my homies was trying to get even with this gym teacher. My man Chill took a key, scratched all up the side of the paint. I took a potato, right, rammed it up in the tailpipe. Dude came out, started that joint, it was like "kaboom!"
Nicky: Boom!
Geoffrey: What a wonderful lesson for Master Nicky. Perhaps now you could teach him to run with scissors.
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‘Reality Bites’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Ashley: Well, Dougie's his hero. Didn't you have heroes when you were a kid?
Will: Yeah, Shaft.
Ashley: And how did you feel when you found out that Shaft wasn't real?
Will: What are you talking about? No, I'm saying, he was based on an actual guy.
Ashley: No, he wasn't.
Will: He was too, Ashley.
Ashley: Shaft is fictional, Will.
Will: I'm saying, he went to Africa and everything.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Look at this.
Will: "Powerful Earthquake Rattles Northern Coast."
Hilary: Oh, boo-hoo. This.
Will: "Television personality Leeza Gibbons was shocked that the woman attempting to vandalize her car was none other than rival talk-show host Hilary Banks. Banks, seen here wielding a potato..."
Hilary: Wielding? I was not wielding, I was rubbing. I rubbed that damn potato all over Leeza's car and it didn't make a scratch. At least they didn't catch me putting my keys in her exhaust pipe.