Philip Quote #181

Quote from Philip in Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe

Philip: Will, where's Carlton?
Will: Oh, I don't know, Uncle Phil. Did you check the cracks in the couch?
Philip: Will, you know something?
Will: Come on, Uncle Phil, does this look like the face of a dude that knows something?
Philip: He's got a point there, Vivian.
Vivian: Well, maybe we should call Carlton's friends.
Philip: That's a good idea. I'll call one, you call the other.

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Quote from Will

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Quote from Geoffrey

Geoffrey: Your cheesecake, sir.
Philip: Thank you, Geoffrey. Geoffrey, would you get Carlton, please?
Geoffrey: Certainly, sir.
Philip: Thank you.
Geoffrey: Run, Geoffrey. Fetch, Geoffrey. Perhaps you'd like me to catch a Frisbee in my teeth?