Carlton Quote #190
Quote from Carlton in Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe
Carlton: Well, how do I look?
Will: Whoa, man. Hey, you know that model in all them Hugo Boss ads?
Carlton: Yeah.
Will: You don't look nothing like him.
Carlton: You're just jealous because the love of my life has returned. In Cindy, I have found the woman I'd share the rest of my life with. You've never even found a woman you'd share a burrito with.
Will: Uh, Earth to Carlton, but... Cindy dumped you, man.
Carlton: She didn't dump me, Will. She was just working through a fear of intimacy caused by an overpowering father and a narcissistic mother.
Will: Sure it wasn't your breath?
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Will: You know, it's like the Rodney King videotape, you know? I just keep seeing it over, and over, and over again. And I ask myself, where did I fail him, you know? Where did we go wrong? [Philip & Vivian slap Will on the head]
Quote from Geoffrey
Geoffrey: Your cheesecake, sir.
Philip: Thank you, Geoffrey. Geoffrey, would you get Carlton, please?
Geoffrey: Certainly, sir.
Philip: Thank you.
Geoffrey: Run, Geoffrey. Fetch, Geoffrey. Perhaps you'd like me to catch a Frisbee in my teeth?