Carlton: Well, how do I look?
Will: Whoa, man. Hey, you know that model in all them Hugo Boss ads?
Carlton: Yeah.
Will: You don't look nothing like him.
Carlton: You're just jealous because the love of my life has returned. In Cindy, I have found the woman I'd share the rest of my life with. You've never even found a woman you'd share a burrito with.
Will: Uh, Earth to Carlton, but... Cindy dumped you, man.
Carlton: She didn't dump me, Will. She was just working through a fear of intimacy caused by an overpowering father and a narcissistic mother.
Will: Sure it wasn't your breath?