Philip Quote #416
Quote from Philip in To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold
Philip: Where the hell have you been? Ernest just called and he was very upset. You were supposed to make a very important delivery.
Will: Yeah, I got it right here, Uncle-
Philip: Yeah, right here is not where it's supposed to be.
Will: All right, look, Uncle Phil, first of all, I'm quitting that job. Let me tell you, man, this dude, he-
Philip: Hey, hold on, hold on, you're quitting? After just three days? I can't believe this.
Will: Uncle Phil, if you would just listen-
Philip: No, no, you listen. This is not just another one of your little screw-ups, Will. You're jeopardizing my friendship with Ernest.
Will: Right, but Uncle Phil, what I'm trying to say to you-
Philip: No, no, listen to me, okay? Look, I don't have a lot of close friends. So if you're gonna quit this job, I wanna know why.
Will: All right, Uncle Phil, I'd rather not say. I'm sorry.
Philip: Sorry doesn't even begin to describe you.
The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air Quotes
‘To Thine Own Self Be Blue...and Gold’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Will: Look, I'm sorry, Uncle Phil.
Philip: No, no, Will, I apologize to you.
Will: Yeah, I know that was your boy and everything, man. Hey, listen, I know exactly how you feel. It's just like when I found out that Kermit the Frog was just a piece of green felt with somebody's hand up his butt.
Philip: Something like that, son.
Quote from Geoffrey
Will: Hey, G, where's Uncle Phil?
Geoffrey: Follow the Ding Dong debris.
Quote from Carlton
Carlton: Will, please, to get a job like this you have to be highly skilled in my particular area of expertise.
Will: What, sucking up?
Carlton: Exactly.