Philip: Where the hell have you been? Ernest just called and he was very upset. You were supposed to make a very important delivery.
Will: Yeah, I got it right here, Uncle-
Philip: Yeah, right here is not where it's supposed to be.
Will: All right, look, Uncle Phil, first of all, I'm quitting that job. Let me tell you, man, this dude, he-
Philip: Hey, hold on, hold on, you're quitting? After just three days? I can't believe this.
Will: Uncle Phil, if you would just listen-
Philip: No, no, you listen. This is not just another one of your little screw-ups, Will. You're jeopardizing my friendship with Ernest.
Will: Right, but Uncle Phil, what I'm trying to say to you-
Philip: No, no, listen to me, okay? Look, I don't have a lot of close friends. So if you're gonna quit this job, I wanna know why.
Will: All right, Uncle Phil, I'd rather not say. I'm sorry.
Philip: Sorry doesn't even begin to describe you.