Will Quote #682
Quote from Will in Asses to Ashes
Judge Robertson: There goes Philip Banks the biggest sap that ever lived. What a stooge.
Will: Excuse me?
Judge Robertson: You heard me. He's a sap, a dope, a loser. He never had what it takes and he never will. Isn't that right?
Will: I think you should take that back, man.
Judge Robertson: Oh, you do?
Will: Yeah, I do.
Judge Robertson: Well, I think you should run along and play. And don't get involved in politics until you're a big boy.
Will: At least my uncle stands for something.
Judge Robertson: Oh, really? And what would that be? A buffet?
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‘Asses to Ashes’ Quotes
Quote from Will
Will: See, once upon a time there was this young boy that lived in Philly, right? And right next to him lived the prettiest little honey you ever seen in your life. And he loved her with his whole heart and soul.
Ashley: Aw.
Will: Amen, sister. But see, on the other side of that girl lived this little, filthy McRotten dude and he wanted her just for her body, right? So one day, the two dudes was about to get it on, right? The girl came out and stopped them. She said, "No, flip a coin and the winner can be my boyfriend," right? So the nasty dude snatch off into his pocket, right? Calls heads, flips the coin, the nice guy lost the toss, and the girl, and it broke his heart. And do you know why he lost?
Vivian: Why?
Will: Because the nasty dude cheated. He had a two-headed coin. The nice guy didn't get the girl.
Philip: So, this story is about you, isn't it, Will?
Will: That's right, Uncle Phil. And to this day I just thank God I had my two-headed coin 'cause that girl was smoking, man.
Quote from Hilary
Hilary: Well, I think heaven is this wonderful place where all the people are good-looking, nothing clashes, and you never have to wait for a table. And hell is like the Valley.
Ashley: What do you think, Daddy?
Philip: I think we're all damn lucky Hilary has a job.
Hilary: Thanks, Daddy.
Quote from Geoffrey
Will: No, no, no, no, see, to me heaven has to be like a cross between a Sir Mix-A-Lot video and Roscoe's Chicken and Waffles. See, it's like I can have a leg in one hand and a breast in the other. So what do you think, G?
Geoffrey: I think I must have been very bad in a previous life.