Will Quote #632
Quote from Will in P.S. I Love You
Will: Judge? Hey, what's going on? What are you doing here?
Judge Robertson: I don't know, don't I live here?
Will: No, Judge, you don't.
Judge Robertson: Ah. [laughs] No wonder the garage door opener didn't work. It took forever to pry it open.
Will: Look, I got some problems, you know, I got to deal with tonight. Woman problems.
Judge Robertson: Ah, women. They've been a problem ever since they got the right to vote. Sit down, son, sit down. Talk to me, sonny, talk to me. I've had my share of problems with women.
Will: Actually, Judge, it's this girl at school, Lindsey, right? She just keep buying me all these fly gifts.
Judge Robertson: So what's the problem?
Will: Well, I'm not really attracted to her.
Judge Robertson: So what's the problem?
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Will: Yo, G, here's the whipped cream you wanted for dinner.
Geoffrey: Who said it was for dinner?
Quote from Hilary
Philip: Here's Judge Robertson at that big student anti-war rally, remember? He was the only professor that had guts enough to go up against the administration.
Hilary: I can't believe it.
Philip: Trust me, Hilary. He was a great man and a hell of a lawyer.
Hilary: No, I mean, that those women didn't shave under their arms.
Quote from Geoffrey
Ashley: Geoffrey, you look great today. Have you done something different with your hair?
Geoffrey: Yes. I stopped pulling it out. What are you selling?
Ashley: Okay, I'm hawking candy bars. They're only $5.
Geoffrey: Marvelous. With what I'm paid I should be able to afford one by the end of the day.
Carlton: [to Will] You poor, pathetic gigolo. How could any self-respecting man sell himself so cheap?
Geoffrey: Like I don't hear enough of that from my mother.
Carlton: I was talking to Will.
Geoffrey: Of course. Why would anyone talk to me? I am but a poor, lowly servant.