Will: Judge? Hey, what's going on? What are you doing here?
Judge Robertson: I don't know, don't I live here?
Will: No, Judge, you don't.
Judge Robertson: Ah. [laughs] No wonder the garage door opener didn't work. It took forever to pry it open.
Will: Look, I got some problems, you know, I got to deal with tonight. Woman problems.
Judge Robertson: Ah, women. They've been a problem ever since they got the right to vote. Sit down, son, sit down. Talk to me, sonny, talk to me. I've had my share of problems with women.
Will: Actually, Judge, it's this girl at school, Lindsey, right? She just keep buying me all these fly gifts.
Judge Robertson: So what's the problem?
Will: Well, I'm not really attracted to her.
Judge Robertson: So what's the problem?