Vivian Quote #96
Quote from Vivian in Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe
Carlton: Isn't she something?
Philip: Yeah, she sure is and Monday, after the blood test proves the baby's not yours she'll be out of here on the first thing smoking.
Carlton: Dad, the baby's mine.
Vivian: Carlton, honey, suppose the baby is yours. Now, being a teenage parent is a very big responsibility, honey and you have already proven yourself irresponsible otherwise, you wouldn't be in this situation. How are you going to feed this baby? Where are you going to live? How are you going to educate it?
Carlton: Wait a minute. You mean, you're not going to take care of us?
Vivian: Hold me back, Philip.
Will: Carlton, get out. Get out, now. Go. [holding a banana] Hey, I got him, but take another step, and I'll fill you full of potassium.
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‘Mama's Baby, Carlton's Maybe’ Quotes
Quote from Ashley
Ashley: Carlton, why are you wearing a suit? Is Daddy bringing home White people?
Quote from Will
Will: You know, it's like the Rodney King videotape, you know? I just keep seeing it over, and over, and over again. And I ask myself, where did I fail him, you know? Where did we go wrong? [Philip & Vivian slap Will on the head]
Quote from Geoffrey
Geoffrey: Your cheesecake, sir.
Philip: Thank you, Geoffrey. Geoffrey, would you get Carlton, please?
Geoffrey: Certainly, sir.
Philip: Thank you.
Geoffrey: Run, Geoffrey. Fetch, Geoffrey. Perhaps you'd like me to catch a Frisbee in my teeth?